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GERTRUDE, FULL OF CHEDDAR
A 78-year-old Florida woman tried to fly on an international trip from Detroit Metropolitan Airport with almost $41,000 in cash hidden inside her girdle, bra and carry-on bag, federal authorities said.
LIFE’S A BITCH
One of the chosen animals was a dog, but investigators declined to mention the other type of animal, the Columbia Tribune reports.
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Google Street View Car In Wrong-Way Crash (The Smoking Gun)
The Google driver, Case recalled, “basically said he was sorry and that he was gonna lose his job.” Spurr, who did not appear injured in the crash, climbed atop his vehicle after the accident and tinkered with the high tech camera equipment mounted on the roof.
MARIJUANA FINALLY BECOMES “THE POT”
So Far, Colorados Teens are Actually Using Marijuana Less (Washington Examiner)
“Cannabis, now that it’s legal, kind of is an old person’s drug,” he said. “It’s something that kids are seeing adults use all over the place. It just doesn’t seem as cool to kids anymore.”
WHAT A DICK
“It was extremely realistic.” He approached their taxi and tried to put the penis through the taxi window and pretend to urinate.